5 funny Tips for Tourism Emergency Events

Today I will introduce 5 funny&important tips for tourism emergency events. Friends who did not read this blog, good luck to you too.

  1. Airplane emergencies.

If the oxygen masks come down, put yours on before helping others.

If you have two or three small child with you, think about who is your favorite one in advance. (Southwest airline)

If your neighbor is your ex, in this case, let’s forget it.

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  1. Encountering the fierce wild dogs.

If you meet unreasonable wild dogs during hiking, firstly, calm down.

Then check whether there are some food (like meat) to bribe them.

If you don’t have, run! It doesn’t matter that you cannot run fast. As long as be faster than one companion, you can have a rest.

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  1. Bonfires

When you are holding bonfire parties, silk stockings are horrible things. They are lighted by spark easily.

Thus, ladies please take off stockings before going to the camp-fire party.

And some gentlemen, please refrain your special hobbies.

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  1. Earthquakes

If your next destination is on the seismic belt, remember never sleep naked. Otherwise it is hard to choose covering your face or body with hands when you are rescued by rescue teams.

If you live in upper floors of hotel, escape from windows is the fastest way. I mean, it is the fastest way to die.

Only when you live in the first or second floor, you can escape from window successfully.  What’s the foundation of this claim? Reports of global survivors.

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5. Serious Fires.

If you meet a too serious fire, so that cannot aid yourself in hotel, use a wet towel to cover your mouth and wait for firemen. You can arrive to ground by extension ladders and fire belt.

Should your face or back toward the wall when you are using fire belt? Of course face!

Firstly, avoid the fear of heights.  Secondly, don’t forget that there are a lot social enthusiasts taking photos for their twitter.

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photos from:

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12 thoughts on “5 funny Tips for Tourism Emergency Events

  1. johnwallace2 says:

    Thanks for a great post Celine, very much enjoyed reading through this. I’ll try to remember as many of these tips as possible when I’m traveling – especially to never sleep naked on the seismic belt. I still can’t decide whether I’d choose to cover my face or body for when the response teams would arrive…

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    • Celine (Xin Liu) says:

      Thanks for your support John.
      Umm ….It’s hard to decide. But I think that covering face is better,so that people do not know who you are.
      And, I am glad to learn a new phrase from your comment: rescue teams’ synonym is response teams.

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  2. Ni Vuong says:

    Haaha, hilarious post Celine, I like the first tips: forget about ur neighbour if he/she is your ex :))) I don’t know that you are not only a sweet but also humorous person. Keep it up, I like to follow all your interesting posts.

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  3. Study Abroad says:

    Celine, I agree with you, and some tips are funny&important. Of course, when something happen you should first to put yours oxygen mask. Is it true about favorite child?
    If you want to go hiking than better to have with you an air gun, then you don’t need to waste your time and force for running.
    But anyway, better not to have such situations.

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  4. Geoff Cook says:

    Celine, +1 for making me laugh out loud! Hands down, your first tip is the most useful to me. In the event of an airplane emergency, I don’t want to waste time thinking who deserves the other oxygen mask. Keep up the great work!

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